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Elon Musk has recently become the owner and CEO of Twitter and has been doing the rounds a lot more than usual.
His sayings are both awkwardly ridiculous and strikingly intellectual.
In this article, we have mentioned Funny Elon Musk Quotes for you.
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Elon Musk Quotes Funny
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
Funny Elon Musk Quotes
Elon Musk Funny Quotes
1- “I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.”
2- “That’s my lesson for taking a vacation: Vacation will kill you.”
3- “The fast way is to drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles.”
4- “My family fears that the Russians will assassinate me.”
5- “I’ve thought about it quite a lot … We could definitely make a flying car — but that’s not the hard part. … The hard part is, how do you make a flying car that’s super safe and quiet? Because if it’s a howler, you’re going to make people very unhappy.”
Funny Elon Musk Quotes
6- “I’d seen him before but did worry that maybe he could have an off day. Still, I thought, he would maybe hit one gonad but not both.”
7- “Arguably we should hope that that’s true, because otherwise if civilization stops advancing, that may be due to some calamitous event that erases civilization. So maybe we should be hopeful that this is a simulation, because otherwise… We are either going to create simulations indistinguishable from reality or civilization ceases to exist.”
8- “We’re trying to have the non-weird future get here as fast as possible.”
9- “Everybody around here has slides in their lobbies. I’m actually wondering about putting in a roller coaster — like a functional roller coaster at the factory in Fremont. You’d get in, and it would take you around [the] factory but also up and down. Who else has a roller coaster? … It would probably be really expensive, but I like the idea of it.”
10- “Real fraud going on is denial of climate science. As for “subsidies”, Tesla gets pennies on dollar vs coal. How about we both go to zero?”
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
11- “On the time he almost died from malaria while on holiday.”
12- “Creating a neural lace is the thing that really matters for humanity to achieve symbiosis with machines.”
13- “I would like to allocate more time to dating, though. I need to find a girlfriend. That’s why I need to carve out just a little more time. I think maybe even another five to 10 — how much time does a woman want a week? Maybe 10 hours? That’s kind of the minimum? I don’t know.”
14- “Traffic is driving me nuts. Am going to build a tunnel boring machine and just start digging…”
15- “Like why did you go steal Tesla’s E? Like you’re some sort of fascist army marching across the alphabet, some sort of Sesame Street robber?”
Funny Elon Musk Quotes
16- “We have essentially no patents in SpaceX. Our primary long-term competition is in China — if we published patents, it would be farcical, because the Chinese would just use them as a recipe book.”
17- “I don’t believe in process. In fact, when I interview a potential employee and he or she says that ‘it’s about the process,’ I see that as a bad sign.”
18- “In the distant future, people may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a two-ton death machine.”
19- “There’s a one in billion chance we’re in base reality.”
20- “So next I went to Russia three times, in late 2001 and 2002, to see if I could negotiate the purchase of two ICBMs [missiles]. Without the nukes, obviously.”
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
21- “And, no, I’m not an alien … but I used to be one.”
22- “[My biggest mistake is probably] weighing too much on someone’s talent and not someone’s personality. I think it matters whether someone has a good heart.”
23- He was at the Pentagon for “something about a flying metal suit.”
24- “Seems like an opportune moment to bring up the Fermi Paradox, aka ‘Where are the aliens?’ Really odd that we see no sign of them. Btw, please don’t mention the pyramids. Stacking stone blocks is not evidence of an advanced civilization. The rumor that I’m building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue. The ancient Egyptians were amazing, but if aliens built the pyramids, they would’ve left behind a computer or something.”
25- “Why should companies exist at all?”
Elon Musk Funny Quotes
26- “There’s a fundamental difference, if you look into the future, between a humanity that is a space-faring civilization, that’s out there exploring the stars … compared with one where we are forever confined to Earth until some eventual extinction event.”
27- “And, of course, it will have more cowbells.”
28- “[It would have cost $130 million], plus the cost of everything else, which would have meant I’d spend everything I made from PayPal—and if there were any cost growth I wouldn’t be able to cover it. So next I went to Russia three times, in late 2001 and 2002, to see if I could negotiate the purchase of two ICBMs. Without the nukes, obviously.”
29- “You have more power than the president had 20 years ago.”
30- “Basic premise is that it’s better to try to address some of the world’s problems than to create an aristocracy of wealth.”
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
31- “Interesting to think of physics as a set of compression algorithms for the universe.”
32- “We’re trying to have the non-weird future get here as fast as possible.”
33- “At this point, I’m really running out of crazy things to say. Any suggestions?”
34- “If humanity did not land on Mars during my lifetime, I would be very disappointed.”
35- “It’s OK to have all the eggs in one basket as long as you know what’s going on in that basket.”
Elon Musk Funny Quotes
36- “There’s a big difference between me and Tony Stark. I have 5 kids, so I spend more time at Disneyland than at parties.”
37- “In order for your voice to be heard in Washington, you have to make a small contribution.”
38- “Do you want to be extremely rigorous about the best things you can do? Find the “faults” in your business and “fix them”!”
39- “Avoid hiring MBAs as much as possible. MBA programs do not teach people how to start companies. ”
40- “Don’t want to brag but … I’m the best at humility.”
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
41- “It will have epic merch, universally admired.”
42- “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
43- “Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69.”
44- “It is time to go forth, to become a star-fairing civilization, be out there among the stars. Expanding the scale and scope of human consciousness, I find that incredibly exciting and that makes me glad to be alive.”
45- “As you heat the planet up, it’s just like boiling a pot.”
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
46- “Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.”
47- “I’ve thought about it quite a lot … We could definitely make a flying car – but that’s not the hard part … The hard part is, how do you make a flying car that’s super safe and quiet? Because if it’s a howler, you’re going to make people very unhappy.”
48- “I aspire to comedy.”
49- “My proceeds from the PayPal acquisition were $180 million. I put $100 million in SpaceX, $70m in Tesla, and $10m in Solar City. I had to borrow money for rent.”
50- “What if your name is Johnson & you just happen to work at Johnson & Johnson?”
Elon Musk Quotes Funny
51- “At least 50% of my tweets were made on a porcelain throne.”
52- “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
53- “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
54- “We are choked with news and starved of history.”
55- “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with me later.”
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